Uh, that's me! :D
cringepics:

I don’t think this guy’s brain ever fully developed…

cringepics:

I don’t think this guy’s brain ever fully developed…

I will be married for 3 days to the first person in my askbox who says “Honey, I’m home”
Butters are you gay?

Uh, n-no, I ain’t gay. B-But I am bi if that could count!

lunatic0404:

nepetas-serenade:

soulvolitionstuck:

strayflower:

flyawayy14:

Okay, this is going to look very odd on my blog because it’s not usually what I post but this is awesome. I want to do it so bad.

I did that for a couple of time, but i don’t actually like it. Consider me weird

I forgot how to lucid dream about 3 months ago THANK YOU

i really wouldn’t recommend doing this to get yourself to lucid dream, sleep paralysis is actually a horrible experience most of the time. i can’t speak for everyone but being in sleep paralysis most people feel agitated and/or afraid even if nothing seems to be wrong.  some people (myself and my mother included) will also see a black figure somewhere within the dream which is fucking terrifying and you wake up exhausted, so. don’t make yourself get sleep paralysis to lucid dream, there are other ways.

NO NO NO NO
THIS IS NOT LUCID DREAMING.
THIS AN AN OBE.
IT IS VERY DIFFERENT FROM A LUCID DREAM.
AND OBE INVOLVES GETTING YOUR SPIRIT OUT OF YOUR BODY AND ROAMING AROUND LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE. AND YOU CAN SEE SCARY SHIT WHILE DOING AN OBE IF YOU DON’T DO IT PROPERLY, LIKE BLACK PEOPLE WITH RED EYE AND ALL.
THE BEST WAY TO DO A LUCID DREAM IS TO COUNT YOUR FINGERS AS MANY TIMES AS YOU REMEMBER A DAY. I TRIED IT, AND IT WORKED. THE HANDS DUPLICATE IN YOUR DREAM BECAUSE THERE IS NO LOGIC.
PLEASE PASS MY MESSAGE ON, A BADLY DONE OBE CAN BE A TERRIFYING EXPERIENCE, READ RELIABLE SOURCES AND WAYS BEFORE DOING AN OBE, FOR YOUR OWN SAKE.

lunatic0404:

nepetas-serenade:

soulvolitionstuck:

strayflower:

flyawayy14:

Okay, this is going to look very odd on my blog because it’s not usually what I post but this is awesome. I want to do it so bad.

I did that for a couple of time, but i don’t actually like it. Consider me weird

I forgot how to lucid dream about 3 months ago THANK YOU

i really wouldn’t recommend doing this to get yourself to lucid dream, sleep paralysis is actually a horrible experience most of the time. i can’t speak for everyone but being in sleep paralysis most people feel agitated and/or afraid even if nothing seems to be wrong.  some people (myself and my mother included) will also see a black figure somewhere within the dream which is fucking terrifying and you wake up exhausted, so. don’t make yourself get sleep paralysis to lucid dream, there are other ways.

NO NO NO NO

THIS IS NOT LUCID DREAMING.

THIS AN AN OBE.

IT IS VERY DIFFERENT FROM A LUCID DREAM.

AND OBE INVOLVES GETTING YOUR SPIRIT OUT OF YOUR BODY AND ROAMING AROUND LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE. AND YOU CAN SEE SCARY SHIT WHILE DOING AN OBE IF YOU DON’T DO IT PROPERLY, LIKE BLACK PEOPLE WITH RED EYE AND ALL.

THE BEST WAY TO DO A LUCID DREAM IS TO COUNT YOUR FINGERS AS MANY TIMES AS YOU REMEMBER A DAY. I TRIED IT, AND IT WORKED. THE HANDS DUPLICATE IN YOUR DREAM BECAUSE THERE IS NO LOGIC.

PLEASE PASS MY MESSAGE ON, A BADLY DONE OBE CAN BE A TERRIFYING EXPERIENCE, READ RELIABLE SOURCES AND WAYS BEFORE DOING AN OBE, FOR YOUR OWN SAKE.

ericfuckingcartman:

Uh, that’s me! :D: ericfuckingcartman: Uh, that’s me! :D: ericfuckingcartman:…

ericfuckingcartman:

Uh, that’s me! :D: ericfuckingcartman: everyoneknowsits-butters: ericfuckingcartman:…

ericfuckingcartman:

everyoneknowsits-butters:

ericfuckingcartman:

everyoneknowsits-butters:

ericfuckingcartman started following you

H-Howdy Eric! :D

"Weeeeelll. Theres mah boyfriends Eric, Kinny, and Kahl. Our babies Kendall and Dakota. And then we have Stan, Tweek, our a baby Eric."

"Th-That’s nice." He smiled at the other boy.

ericfuckingcartman:

Uh, that’s me! :D: ericfuckingcartman: everyoneknowsits-butters: ericfuckingcartman:…

ericfuckingcartman:

everyoneknowsits-butters:

ericfuckingcartman:

everyoneknowsits-butters:

ericfuckingcartman started following you

H-Howdy Eric! :D

He ruffles his hair “sup Butters. Where the hell have you been?”

Butters smiled and rubbed his knuckles…

"Well your dads a dick so you should do it anyways. Meh? Uh, i’ve been okay. Im working two jobs now and live with bunch of people"

"Well that’s sounds like a lot of fun! Wh-Who are ya livin with?"

ericfuckingcartman:

everyoneknowsits-butters:

ericfuckingcartman:

everyoneknowsits-butters:

ericfuckingcartman started following you

H-Howdy Eric! :D

He ruffles his hair “sup Butters. Where the hell have you been?”

Butters smiled and rubbed his knuckles together nervously. “O-Oh, well I’ve been grounded here and there, and I-I’ve been helping around Harbucks.”

“Im not surprised that you’ve been grounded. Wait, you help out with Tweek?”

"O-Only sometimes, if D-Dad lets me. How have you been, Eric?"

ericfuckingcartman:

everyoneknowsits-butters:

ericfuckingcartman started following you

H-Howdy Eric! :D

He ruffles his hair “sup Butters. Where the hell have you been?”

Butters smiled and rubbed his knuckles together nervously. “O-Oh, well I’ve been grounded here and there, and I-I’ve been helping around Harbucks.”

ericfuckingcartman started following you

H-Howdy Eric! :D

cyubo:

asianpaint:

sofapizza:

bunnyfood:(via buzzfeed)
i actually tried to understand this for a good 2 minutes.

I still don’t get it.

You know what it SHOULD say? 
FLAMEO HOTMAN

Wh-Whaaa?

cyubo:

asianpaint:

sofapizza:

bunnyfood:(via buzzfeed)

i actually tried to understand this for a good 2 minutes.

I still don’t get it.

You know what it SHOULD say? 

FLAMEO HOTMAN

Wh-Whaaa?